I’ve never been this nervous before an album release. The reception of From the Ashes will determine our future success as a band. Will our fans forgive us for the events of our Greatest Show Ever? Or will we be doomed to get real jobs and use our leftover albums as dinner plates? The rest …
My eyesight was cruelly taken away from me at the age of 39. I went from being an accomplished paramedic and ambulance driver to not being able to drive at all. I used to save lives for a living and now I can’t even walk the streets without my cane. It was demoralising when all …
So I just got my car back from the mechanic – on time, I might add! As expected, he worked efficiently, effectively and to the highest standard. He truly is the best mechanic in the business, which is why I go to him. I know I’m privileged to live in such a beautiful and well …
I’m so cold and I just want to get home. It’s pretty much freezing in Underwood (it’s almost fifteen degrees celsius) and I just want to be in bed with my weighted blanket on me and sitting on top of the heater. I know this is what people down south would consider a ‘warm winter’s …
I’m sick of talking about cars. I’m a car salesperson, which means talking about cars is what I do all day, every day, and I am over it. I just want to go one day without mentioning the latest car model and brand, or trying to make potential customers feel so special that they just …
Well, this magical paintbrush doesn’t help with plaster repair, I’ll tell you that much. See, my boss sent me out to complete a plastering job on the other side of town. I was running a bit late, so when I got there I figured I’d try using the Paintbrush of Destiny to fix the hole …
Kids can be so annoying sometimes, particularly when they are your own. Why can’t they just listen to me? I keep telling Timmy that I need to take him to the dentist because he has been complaining about his teeth hurting. I can’t see why he wouldn’t want to go, but there’s just no persuading …
It’s my boyfriend’s university graduation in two hours and I’m going to be late. This is one of the biggest days of his life and I might miss it because my car broke down. I called him crying just five minutes ago when it happened, and he seemed really disappointed. Of course, he knows that …
Before any big event I like to get my teeth professionally cleaned. It makes me feel more put together and that I’m absolutely shining. When I smile I like seeing people do a double take because of how perfect and white my teeth are. When people talk about me to others who may not know …
The residents of Brighton were startled to see money floating down the street of their main shopping district. Money lined the gutters as the local currency exchange plumbing became blocked, overflowed and flooded the cash room. Staff rushed to catch as much of the money as they could as it rushed passed their feet, pushed …