Laundry Renovation Woes

Judge Twinkle Toes: We reconvene to scrutinise the final area of contention in this trial – the laundry area. Prosecutor Glitter Beard, you may proceed with your case. Prosecutor Glitter Beard: Thank you, Your Honour. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we have explored the egregious sins committed in the kitchen and bathroom renovations. Now, …

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Francis is still stuck on this notion of making the apartment look like a high-end London cocktail bar. Me? I still don’t get it. I mean, sure, the view is kind of reminiscent of that vibe (oddly enough, given that we’re in Carlton), but I’m not convinced that that’s reasonable grounds for said decor scheme.  …

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