It’s my boyfriend’s university graduation in two hours and I’m going to be late. This is one of the biggest days of his life and I might miss it because my car broke down. I called him crying just five minutes ago when it happened, and he seemed really disappointed. Of course, he knows that …
Before any big event I like to get my teeth professionally cleaned. It makes me feel more put together and that I’m absolutely shining. When I smile I like seeing people do a double take because of how perfect and white my teeth are. When people talk about me to others who may not know …
The residents of Brighton were startled to see money floating down the street of their main shopping district. Money lined the gutters as the local currency exchange plumbing became blocked, overflowed and flooded the cash room. Staff rushed to catch as much of the money as they could as it rushed passed their feet, pushed …
I’ve just started a small business and it’s a lolly shop! Having young kids, I know how popular lolly shops can be. My rationale for starting this business is that I’ve spent that much money in lolly shops already for my kids, that I may as well put that money towards my own lolly shop …
I’ve always lived very modestly, as per the values my parents instilled into me when I was young. I haven’t deprived myself of any necessities, but I tend to avoid spending too much money on something that I probably don’t need. Where my friends like spending money on the latest clothes, gadgets and brunches (so …
My mum’s car is her prized possession. She’s been maintaining it since she was thirty, and now at sixty she has passed the baton to me to continue the tradition. Needless to say, I’m feeling the pressure. She loves this car just as much as she loves me, so if I did anything wrong, she …
I’ve been working in this factory for twenty years now. Where did all the time go? I feel like it was just last week that I was finishing high school, bright-eyed and hopeful for the future. I was going to be a movie star! I had a few auditions lined up, nailed my year twelve …
I love my puppy, but wow… she is infuriating! She’s only just begun teething and she has already managed to chew through a significant amount of our timber furniture. I’ve tried training her out of it. I’ve given her chew toys, I’ve given her bones and I’ve put gross tasting spray on all the wood, …
I’m always reading about architecturally designed gardens that are supposedly ‘wild’ and ‘untamed’. Informal, maybe, but wild? Hardly. I mean, architecture and wilderness are fundamentally opposed concepts… aren’t they? I get that there’s an element of illusion involved; I just think it’s kind of misleading, and you can totally tell that’s all carefully engineered if …
I just got the greatest email of my life. A literary agent is interested in the Giggle Wiggle Chronicles. Janet McCallom sent me a request for the full manuscript of book one: Giggle Wiggle and the Shrine of Destiny. Within a minute of receiving the email, I had the book ready to send back to her. …